Randomness of the day

Note to self: Placing a hot pad on top of a ceramic burn cover and then turning on that burner by mistake will result in the ceramic cover overheating, which will result in the hot pad catching fire, which will result in the fire alarm going off, which will result in the baby being scared and screaming. All of this will result in your husband laughing at you when he gets home from work. And your house will smell like smoke for days afterwards.